Beautiful Aish is no yummy mummy

Darling, I’m really amused. Why? Do you seriously believe that the overweight Aishwarya Rai is being flooded with movie offers? I nearly fell off my chair laughing hard when I heard that producers are waiting to sign her. Oh Yeah? I didn’t know that our Bollywood producers had suicidal tendencies. I mean, which guy in his right mind would want to sign Ash NOW unless he plans to cast her as a comic lead or a woman fighting the battle of the bulge. Now that would be perfect casting. I’m convinced that her overactive publicist clearly has a lot of time on his hands, now that the actress is on a maternity break. So, every now and then, he sends out mailers claiming that Ash is being flooded with offers. Then a few days later, when he gets bored, he insists that Ash is not considering any of the offers as she is busy with the baby. Ash desperately needs to get into shape. Maybe her sister-in-law, the svelte Shweta Nanda, could give her some tips on how to look like a yummy mummy.
Kajol needs help
And while we are discussing fashion, will someone please tell Kajol that jersey dresses are not for her body type. You need to be slim like Priyanka or Katrina to carry off such outfits. She may have worn a designer dress but neither the pale colour nor the outfit suited her. After looking at this photograph, I am more than convinced that Kajol should hire a stylist who can work around her body frame and get her clothes that don’t make the bulges hang out. Now we know Kajol doesn’t give a damn about what we say but there is a very fine line between cockiness and foolishness. I mean, there is no point in dressing up only to look like a plum pudding at a high-end fashion event, where everyone’s strutting around in super sexy form.